THE BALLAD OF THE POWER POINT RANGER

(sung to the tune of “The Green Beret”) Requests are made from day to day; Briefings held and changes made. Graphic slides, a must they say, Power Point is the only way. Computers crash and printers stall, Overloading protocol. Network’s down and soldiers cry Briefing’s late, so heads will fly. Pin Power Point slides upon my chest, Full color slides, […]

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The Power Point Ranger’s Creed

This is my PowerPoint. There are many like it but mine is 97. My PowerPoint is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I  master my life.      My PowerPoint without me is useless. Without my PowerPoint, I am  useless.      I must format my slides true. I must brief them better than the other […]

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